Sunday 13 July 2008

The wii fit!


I have noticed that I usually rant about things that bug me, and I know why this is. As any one who knows me I don't get cross alot or lose my temper in person I actually come across very calm so I decided to make this blog so I could vent and not implode from the everyday annoyances that do bug me. But I do want to praise things when I think they are good so..
I just bought the Wii Fit and I read online reviews about it that are a bit average and tend to have alot of moaning on them , so i just wanted to have my say: I think the Wii FIt is excellent, speaking as someone who wants to get abit fitter but gets embarrassed running in my street or doesn't like gym's this is just the biz. I have only had it for 3 days so far but I absolutely love it and want to say well done Nintendo no wonder there selling out every where. If you don't have one and you have a Wii you should go out and buy one now!

Why july the 12th sucks! In N.I



Okay it is now the 13th of July and it has all calmed down a wee but here in N. Ireland but the last three days before where insane as usual round this time of year. I could not help but laugh when I saw that they are trying to call this "holiday" a family friendly experience hmmm yes I have lived here 28 years and that is not an expression I would use to describe it!
This part of Ireland practically closes down for three days and people flee to the south, or hide indoors if they where gifted enough to have a live brain cell. The streets become a wash of drunken arses yelling abusive slur's and insults and littering the place so it look's like a right dump.

I was disgusted while I was in the City centre on the 10th as the place was already starting to look like it had reversed in time to when Belfast was like before the cease fire and a Place my Mum used to warned me about that stank of prejudice and ignorance, not the Belfast today that I have grown to love which has a diverse community and a rich culture and history that we have embraced but shook of to glorously arise from like a phoenix from the ashes to a place that now has a good tourist over turn, not just people coming here expecting to see riots and see people running from gunfire! .
But on thursday as I was walking around in town the drunken assholes had started early and where stumbling about polluting the streets in more ways than one, I felt physically ill when I witnessed two drunken men coming up to two asian men walking and minding their own business only to hurl abusive racist language at them, I wanted to say something but like most people on this "so called holiday" who is of a non- protestant,white, bigot persuation you learn to keep your head down as they just love harassing the "different" looking people I know from personal experience. I later saw an another racist incident involving verbal abuse in the same area.
I came home as quick as my proudly odd little legs would take me as I was so enraged with people like that being allowed to exist and that the Police where not patrolling well enough to pick up the drunks on the main streets as per-fucking usual on this "holiday".

I find it hilarious that on the pride march (which i may mention is actually a good family event as my whole family always join me and I'm hoping my baby niece may come along this year) the police would not think twice about taking your drink off you on the street or arresting someone being rowdy or disorderly on the main streets, of which I have never seen as no violence ever happens ( that I've seen) except verbal bitching from the drag queens but thats all indoors or one stage ;) so it's lovely that the police turn the other cheek so these loyalist dick heads can litter the place, scream words like faggot and Fenian etc at passer's by and start violence and cause such a horrible atmosphere to loom over Belfast and N.I for 3 or so days every year.

My GF made a funny suggestion, that alot of the people that protest at the Gay pride march every year are part of the orange parade and that a bunch of us "Mo's" should go down to their march and protest with placards saying 'down with this sorta thing" and "careful now" (yes thats from father ted .lol) but as funny as that sounds I fail to think that we would be treated with as much freedom of speech or non violence as they are granted on the gay pride parades. As we let them protest because its their right to have freedom of speech but on filpside I know if anyone protests against the orange marches riots start and violence and electric black outs and all hell breaks lose, (sigh)..how we all remember.

This "holiday" is a bloody embarrassment to most people who live in N.I and I REALLY wish they would stop trying to sell it as a family fun time, bonfire night yes last time I checked setting fire to things was not considered child safe, pyromania is a lovely tradition to uphold.

The other annoying thing is that most people in these parades marching and celebrating don't even know the real history of the battle of the boyne they just have stupid beliefs and stories about it that are inaccurate and uninformed (which is no surprise regarding the sort that love this holiday).

I am so glad it is over for another year and Belfast can return back to sanity and peace. And a tip to people wearing orange sashes this season: Orange is not a good colour to wear if you suffer from red drunken cheeks, as they clash, darling really! you look terrible!

peace out and back thank fuck :)

Thursday 3 July 2008

Gender Roles lets blame the media yet again!



Adverts are something if we're honest that bug most people, but if your remote is fucked like mine then sometimes you just watch them,lol...and I could not help but notice the dozens of adverts that have so many old fashioned views on family life and gender roles, when here was me thinking it was 2008. One ad that bugged me to no end was the anti smoking around your kids ad which yes thats a good message (even tho my mum smoked and I don't but hmmm ok) but this ad showed all the things your kids do whilst copying their parents and apparently men work on computers and play golf and shave and read, while women push prams, cook and like putting makeup on, (grr) . The one before last there seems to be what more kids are copying anyways getting themselves knocked up right and early let alone smoking!

All washing up liquid ads show women as mothers and wives saying this stuff is great for my kids clothes and my husband "blush oh he's such a messy beast" basically depicting that single men walk around in 5 year old stained pants and sporting shirts with stinky pits, as clearly only if you have a x chromosome are you capable of looking after your own hygiene lol! this sends stupid messages about men and women and kids that are growing up now in a very diverse changing society and still watching this old fashion sexist bullshit and sexist to both sexes I think.

My GF got very annoyed at another ad by 'fairy liquid' that showed all the things your hands can go through, so yet again it was a woman's hands. She was peeling potatoes, scrubbing a carpet, and cycling( the last one must of been when she was fleeing her cave for more potatoes to please the master!) come on! when is any company gonna make an advert that shows modern families, intelligent single men and women and maybe even a few alternative lifestyles, (sway.... faint, they aren't wholesome my dears! pronounces the consumer village appointed idiot)

We now live in a society that apparently has made more girls want to aspire to be a WAG( wife and girlfriend of footballer) or a glamour model when the higher percentage used to be teachers,lawyers and Doctors/Vets. These adverts just remind me this every day and I know that media has had a direct link to the down fall of peoples gray matter changing to a bloody green mush, so why oh why do they keep plugging this 1940's crap but with less style into the adverts, where women are just home keepers, heat readers or half naked for dick heads to wank over, and the adverts are crap about men too they depict them as stupid as they can not care for themselves and they only live on pot noodles and beer and love football and like driving down big hills in a car! when last time I checked alot of men out there are not stupid and are not living in a box eating a pot noodle waiting for a woman to feed them and clothe them and some don't even drive cars, shock!.

I have decided every time these ads come on tv I am going to close my eyes and chant very loudly " I am a woman and I hate cleaning, and celebrity magazines and I will read a whole grown up novel and not faint because it's not on cooking or glossy ahhh!" over and over till I calm again and watch a nice documentary about other ppl that whine as much as I do, or I cld get up and change channel but wooo thats radical.

Wednesday 25 June 2008

not really a blog just an annoyance

does anyone else get the song from the extra chewing gum advert, "the more we get together the happier we'll be" stuck in their head!! I never get to the tv in time to change it as remote broke and It haunts my mind all night that bloody song! anyone else got that prob?

Tuesday 24 June 2008

boycott homophobic heinz!


boycott homophobic heinz!
heinz have pulled a recent advert because it was seen as "gay" and offended ppl as it showed two men kissing,(pecking) each other on the lips. Heinz claim that
"It is our policy to listen to consumers.

"We recognise that some consumers raised concerns over the content of the ad and this prompted our decision to withdraw it," said Nigel Dickie, Director of Corporate Affairs for Heinz UK.

"The advertisement, part of a short-run campaign, was intended to be humorous and we apologize to anyone who felt offended," said Dickie.

yes apparently showing same sex affection or same sex couples having a family is highly offensive!

Heinz do not seem to mind the LGBT ppl that are offended that they pulled this ad.
but they do listen apparently so phone their customer line FREE on 0800 528 57 57.
And boycott all heinz products because it seems they don't want their products associated with gay ppl so why should we gave them our money!?

to see the ad which lots of you prob saw, cus I did have a look and see if you are offended http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAKYp...

Monday 23 June 2008

oh my god you're a crazy vegan!



I had no rants for ages (sorry but I was a wee tad sick :( , but I'm grand now yah! So let the rants begin!
I wanna complain about how oblivious most people are. It just seems that most people think everything you are told is the perfect truth and they would never dare challenge it. Everything in the world (in western culture at least) is about consumer markets and everything is seen as a possible commodity that will be sold to the highest bidder. As a vegan I get so many of the clichés asked of/said to me, which astonishes me as to how backward the world still is and how not many educated minds are trying to reach above the crowd and the vicious rumors to search for honest answers. Most people walk around with a blindfold on so that they can tell themselves and other people that they are a decent human being.
As someone who burnt the socially binding blindfold a long time ago it is so frustrating to see these people.

Here are some of the questions or statements I have encountered recently as a vegan, or in the past when I was just vegetarian :
but you need calcium from milk! fact now: A high protein diet, especially derived from animal foods, causes calcium loss in the body. The higher sulphur-to-calcium ratio of meat increases calcium excretion, and a diet rich in meat can cause bone demineralisation. A report published in 1988 [1] comparing the amounts of calcium excreted in the urine of 15 subjects showed that the animal-protein diet caused greater loss of bone calcium in the urine (150mg/day) than the all-vegetable protein diet (103mg/day). These findings suggest that diets providing vegetable rather than animal protein may actually protect against bone loss and hence osteoporosis.

You will not have a lot of choices with foods! ok this one always make me laugh as with most people I meet that eat meat and dairy products their meal consists of the same main things everyday for the majority of their lives. And how many exploited animals do they consume? Probably chicken, beef, pork etc. Not a huge variety there folks. Now see if you can count how many different vegetables there are readily available...And most vegans have a more adventurous imagination when it comes to cooking, creating dishes from all over the world and experimenting with new ingredients (most meat eaters I know didn't even know what stuffed vine leaves were when I had them at a recent party! But I knew everything that they were eating, yawn!)

But drinking milk is natural! yes if you are a baby then drinking your mothers milk is natural, the same way when a adult cow produces milk it is intended for her new born calf. We are the only species on earth that drinks the milk of another species. As adults, and children, this is creepy! The dairy industry is one of the most corrupt, cruel and deceitful mass markets around. In order for you to have milk on your cereal, hundreds of cows are packed into cramped factories with no room to move and they are constantly injected with hormones to increase milk production, so yeah you're drinking those hormones too! And they are always kept pregnant to the point where their bodies become diseased and feeble from stress and malnutrition. Also, it is a well known farming fact that when a cow becomes ill that pus is flowing with their milk and this is then sold on to large supermarket food-chains. Once the cow gives birth, if the newborn is a bull, it is deemed useless, so killed in front of his mother in a horrific fashion and used for the veal market and leather. When a female calf is born she is also immediately dragged away from her mothers milk- milk that was made for her not us- and fed by a machine and she is never allowed to be nursed by or even see her mother again. This causes extreme anguish and pain for both mother and child, who will cry for each other in an attempt to find one another. This is all so you can have milk in your coffee! Does it taste as good now?

Other reaction I have now got is" oh god your not a vegan. god, that's just going too far/Its too radical/I understand vegetarians but vegans? - that's just weird" hmmm yes weird is good my darling! Yes, being vegan is not the majority thing. It is a social anarchist movement of sorts (but all vegans are different and thank fuck for that!). It is a movement that refuses to be specieist and exploit sentient beings. And when I hear the "ohhh vegans", and the air getting sucked out of the room, I am supposed to be the one who feels uncomfortable. I don't, however. For the fact is that they think it's too "radical" because it's usually them, who is subconciously thinking "shit, here is someone who thinks about where food comes from, and they will judge me because I don't"! And then. while I stand quietly by, they usually come off with the defensive bullshit immediately with such things as " well I'm just doing what humans have always done!SORRRRRRY!" (hmmm don't think they are sorry). No! Humans have not always done that, as we are crap hunters and do not have the right teeth to chew raw meat or kill with our bare hands, nor do we have the speed to chase any other animal. We are built to be quite slow and our jaws are perfect for vegetables and fruit, and we don't have to chase fruit and veg! Another defensive response is the one above about how milk is natural, which I have answered already.

Another thing I have heard from the not-so-enlightened is this: "Well if "god" didn't want us to eat meat he wouldn't have made them taste so good. Hahaha" This is usually followed a cheesy, self-satisfied grin as they are so happy with themselves. Well, by that logic, cannibals say that humans taste like chicken and if we taste so good then it should be fine to eat any old human flesh you may find lying around a morgue or something as its ok, it tastes good and its from a sentient being I never had to meet. And yes it is the same thing as animals have brains, nervous system, emotions, memories, etc too.

And now, going with the "god" excuse again that goes hand in hand with the above comment that we have always been doing it: Various religious organisations and churches say it's ok to eat meat, e.g. Catholic church says you can eat meat everyday except Fridays when apparently it's still ok to eat white meat like fish. Hmmm, last time I checked fish isn't a vegetable. However, most of these same organisations and so-called loving religious people claim that gay people are evil and deserve aids, and that women are nothing but mothers or whores. Last time I checked most intelligent people know this all to be a pile of steaming crap. One vegan I know, who is a christian, has pointed out to me that being vegan is in fact the most god-ly, since in the Bible, in the book of Genesis according to the creation story, God created animals on the 6th day and then humans on the 7th day to look after animals. I don't think God intended this in a Soprano's style "take care of them" kinda way.


Another comment I've heard is that it's traditional to eat meat. Yea, thats true, but in many countries, including most western ones, slavery was a "tradition" until not too long ago, and a lot of people came off with the same comments back then to justify it to people who believed we were all equal, saying "but it's what we have always done".
The same goes for those countries where beating women and child labour were the norm as it was what they had always done and as a society they thought that women and children where a lower class than them, same as with different races.
The fact is that animal liberation is exactly the same. It is a class war. People that have been brought up in a "traditional" fashion, to believe what the goverment and the commercials on tv and their peers say, view animals (other sentient beings) with little or no respect as they are a lower class than us, and so therefore we should consume them and use them as mere commodities and let our old fashioned beliefs blind us to the suffering that this industry dishes out every hour, whilst they thrash rain-forests for more grazing land to produce more meat to satisfy the ever so fat nation. And with the amount of dairy and meat factories releasing toxic methane gases because of the over-population of "livestock" shitting altogether in a concentrated area, they are the biggest producers of greenhouse gases than any car or nuclear plant will ever produce!

Your big mac cost a fucking lot to the planet, and especially to the living sentient being sacrificed to make it, even if it only cost you £1.fucking99!


No one likes thinking about all this and dismiss it as just another "crazy' person ranting, because they would rather trust a goverment and a mainstream society that has, and continues to, pollute the world and slaughter millions for profit (both humans and animals), and that have oppressed every minoritiy and have only ever cared about lining the inside of their own pockets.

Think people! Do yourselves good for once.

Wednesday 4 June 2008

reality television


Ok was is the craic with all these reality tv programs? they are all terrible. There I was watching desperate housewives ( yes ashamed I do watch that) last week or so and  it was announced as the titles rolled by that the show was going to be off till autumn because big brother was about to start, the show has not ended yet on channel 4 buts has been fully filmed already so there was no need for this break in the middle of a series for "reality crap" . 
Every year this happens with channel four and every other channel it owns, like e4 and more 4 and so on , every well written show is pushed aside for this apparently popular drivel that is BB , ch4 used to be known for its ground breaking documentary's and its hard hitting dramas, where would we be without shows like queer as folk etc , and other shows that changed opinions, shook a few people up and enlightened hundreds of viewers?
Oh but now we have bblb and the high lights , the diary room uncut and the live coverage all day of them picking their noses and farting in bed and then the edited versions on at night,its bloody  everywhere! They pick the most ignorant and uninspired bunch of losers then wait for them to fight , mate, and get drunk. If i wanted to see this I would stand around outside clubs like the Bot or Fly for feck sake. I mean  I will really be a happy bunny when people get sick of reality tv and they start letting the writers and directors have their jobs back and tv broadcasting is dangerous and informed and cultural and important since it is what most ppl spend their brains wages on.